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HILARIOUS QUOTE

OnlineCounsellingGirl | Wednesday, 14 September 2016 | | Be the first to comment!
Jesus fed five thousand and still died a virgin. 
Ordinary meatpie you buy for a girl, you want to have sex with her?
The thunder that will fire you will come from redemption camp.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

CAN A CHRISTIAN DRINK ALCOHOL?

OnlineCounsellingGirl | Thursday, 8 September 2016 | | Be the first to comment!
When a European Airline was initially launched, an educated Christian gentleman was traveling in the first class section.
An air hostess approached him with a complimentary drink, this was an alcoholic drink, but the man politely refused.
The air hostess returned but this time brought the drink on a platter, designed to appeal and impress. However, the Christian man again politely refused, explaining he doesn't drink alcohol.
The air hostess was concerned and informed the manager.

DEAR HOBBERS...

Question: Please, is it right or good for a woman or man to tell his or her partner about his or her past. Like things he or she did in the past he or she is not proud of?

Answer:  Yes, it is very important to tell your partner about your past. That is one of the things you should iron out before marriage. It is not advisable to go to the alter together with any secret. Because if you do, you are laying a faulty foundation for your home.

MARK ZUCKERBERG: SUICIDE OR MAGIC?

I saw this picture and I couldn't help but remember this song by Bright Chimezie:
When I de travel go oyibo land, I carry my eba and ogbono soup.
When I reach oyibo land, I tell them say I no like your food ooo. I no like your food ooo.
I comot my eba and ogbono soup and begin chop.
The oyibo people wey de there begin clap for me, say I de do magic for them.
I tell them no be magic I de do. Na chop I de chop. African wakis.
Them say if na chop you dey chop, you dey commit suicide.
Police yeee!!! Police yeee!!! Police yeee!!! Police yeee!!!
This brother here is committing suicide ooo(x2)
Based on this picture and Bright's song, could Mark Zuckerberg be committing suicide in Africa? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

THE BATHROOM CHORISTER

Sure I'm not alone in this. One of my friends once told me the bathroom was His best stage for music performances. Lol. I knew exactly what he meant because I AM A BATHROOM CHORISTER TOO. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ.
Majestically climbing to the podium; the bathtub. The sound of the water gushing out of the tap like an ever applauding congregation. Then I boldly grab my shower head, my microphone.
O yeah can the music begin!!!

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